Ronda Larkin is a common mom with uncommon poetic perspectives.
Clearly, that is not for me: I'll never be so twisted.
Don't ask me to distort my ways;
I cannot be enlisted.
Others may like warped behavior: I cannot comply.
I don't thrive on kinks and bends.
I won't even try!
So, go ahead and leave me out: I'll just have to pass.
I lack the flexibility,
To take that yoga class.