Home Engineer
There's a job in my home, all others do fear;
It's the reason my title,
Is "Home Engineer."
It requires a working knowledge of springs;
Cylinders, forces,
Mechanical things.
Every few days, I perform this great task:
It takes only moments.
What is it? You ask.
This function I tackle, with ease and control;
Skillfully changing,
The bath tissue roll.


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