"STATUS" of Choosing to Fly the Friendliest Skies
LIVING THE LIFE
And
LOVING THE "STATUS"
...of Choosing to Fly the Friendliest Skies
Like Santa, if I needed to book a flight for Christmas, I would choose Elf-en Airlines. It's the only airline I know of with no weight restrictions, no long lines, no checked baggage fees, and most importantly, no shortage of cookies en route. Imagine if Santa had to travel like the general public. I wonder if he'd be a cookie smuggling, thin, grouchy character, delivering nothing but gift cards (due to the restriction of one, small, carry-on bag).
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